Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
I lost two followers for this omg
i feel bad for reblogging this….but I cant NOT reblog it
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
Omg this is not a thing I am dying
actual blasphemy lol
This is right up there with “my immortal” and that is saying a lot
ascrapoftime wolf corgis…
Yes I want this thing.
Not before me.
Always before you, shut up.
*takes them all and runs away while you guys argue*
"Our tour begins here in this gallery. Where you gaze upon the sweet innocence of youth…. but things are not always as they seem"
If you wish to start a fire,
you must ignite the embers yourself—
a flame will not flicker
until its Creator
commands its presence.
The Mummy Returns (2001, directed by Stephen Sommers)
Go to hell and take your friends with you!
I always reblog the loneliest whale. I wish they could hear you lovely girl. Your pitch is just out of their range.
You talk and no one ever hears you. Not a sound.
Maybe someday you will find a deaf whale that can’t hear anything and won’t know the difference. Then you can find some happiness.
Good luck whale. I’m still rooting for you.
The whale is the only one known to produce “songs” at 52Hz. Although the sonic signature is that of a whale, the frequency is unique & no other whale answers back. You can listen to the song HERE (It is sped up to 520 Hz) The whale travels up and down the ocean singing in hope of meeting some friends. But in the end, its useless because it will probably never get a response…
A 50-day search for the lonely whale will start this Fall for a documentary.
I’m so emotional right now that this made me cry. Wtf is wrong w/ me
I’m just saying -
Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.
We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.